Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, right?
Well it’s not.
We’ve got some exciting new hats and faces for sale!
Cyan Football Helmet – ROBLOXians decided that it was kind of weird to only have one football team, so a second team has recently been created. Naturally, now the two teams are mortal enemies.
Master Chef Hat – The Master Chef is a genetically engineered super chef created in a top secret government military program. He makes excellent souffles.
Pilot Hat – For all your classic aviation needs. I wouldn’t recommend flying a bi-plane without one!
Poor Man – The owner of this face has just watched their entire fortune vanish before their eyes. That’s why he looks so heartbroken.
Frightful – I figure this goes great with any Halloween hat we’ve ever made.
Sad – The possibilities here are endless. I’m wearing mine with Happy Time Magic Flower Hat. Classic.
Silly Fun – It’s silly. It’s fun. What more is there to say?