Ninja Vs. Gladiator
by John Shedletsky
I pretty much know where all of my friends stand in the great Ninja vs. Pirate debate. But Ninja vs. Gladiator – that’s interesting.
We’ve released some cool new hats in the last couple of days. Check them out!
Black Ninja Headband of the Silent Sun – Can you hear the sun talking to you? Not if you’re wearing this headband.
Orange Ninja Headband of All Earth’s Fire – Only a true Ninja can wear a headband filled with the fire of the entire Earth and not get burned.
White Ninja Headband of the Unimpeachable Soul – Is your soul unimpeachable? Yes? Then show it off by wearing this sleek headband.
Roman Gladiator Helmet – Finally a worthy opponent to the Ninja! Gladiators were tough – they fought lions and tigers. When is the last time you saw a pirate fighting a lion? Um never… I bet the pirates are going to be mad that I said that.
Flamenco Dancer – Ole! I challenge you to a dance off!
English School Boy Cap, Circa 1850 – Don’t go to school without this hat. Seriously.
But wait… there’s more!
Sherlock Holmes – Hands down the greatest and most daring fictional British detective ever.
Martian Space Helmet – Perfect for that trip to Mars you’ve been planning. Or if you’re a Martian, perfect for your trip to earth.
Air Force Helmet – Whether your aircraft of choice is a blimp, plane, space shuttle or hovercraft, this hat is for you and for the pilot inside all of us.
Talk about the new hats here.