Laying down the Law

January

15, 2011

by John Shedletsky


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Today we honor the authority figures of Robloxia. It’s kinda like their job is to pown n00bz! And that’s pretty cool. Whether it be judges, sports coaches, or flying nannies, the leader is an important part of any team. Because you can’t spell “team” without “leader.” Unless you use “meat” instead. That’d even save you a few letters!

My name is

MegaphoneMr. MegaphoneHWHAAAAT!??? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!! BECAUSE I AM YELLING THROUGH A MEGAPHONE!!! BECAUSE THAT’S JUST WHAT YOU DO WITH MEGAPHONES!

 

 

 

Sir GavelSir GavelThe fabled weapon of the legendary Judiciaries of the Round Table. Whenever Judge Arthur confronted foes with disorderly conduct in a courtroom setting, the honorable Sir Gavel was there at his side, bringing order to the land.

 

 

UmbrelloonWhy fly a kite, when you can fly yourself? This classic umbrella + balloon hybrid may look like a normal parasol, but it’s actually a one-person nonflammable helium-powered dirigible. In the shape of an umbrella. Because we’re sneaky that way.

 

 

 

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– HotThoth